Who wears a wallet chain?!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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