This girl is more easily done than said...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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