Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
