There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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