why didn't you poke me back
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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