She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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