At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
4 words: hood of his car
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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