he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think I sprained my soul last night
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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