Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Everyone says I win the strip club
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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