Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
