And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize