You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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