so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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