Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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