i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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