So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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