I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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