So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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