theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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