No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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