3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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