You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
