It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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