that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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