Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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