My girlfriend figured out who you are.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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