what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The best revenge is premature balding
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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