using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Randomize
