Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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