it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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