She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i've created a new STD.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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