i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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