I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
