Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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