Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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