The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
