yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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