Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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