Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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