Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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