Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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