So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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