We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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