Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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