Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
