Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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