dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
