I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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