There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
no more duck duck goose at the bar
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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