.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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