Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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