I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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