don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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