It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
